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Hagley

A place full of people who think they have money when they don't, a middle class peoples heaven, 4x4's round every corner with blonde women behind the wheel and kids under the age of 12 in all designer smoking weed, where you can hardly walk down the road without being posted in "What's happening in Hagley"- A pathetic Facebook group made up of pensioners and unemployed women with nothing to do all day but complain about their husbands not making enough money. Situated in the West Midlands, near Stourbridge, Hagley is truly one of the best places to be in the UK without a shadow of a doubt.
James: "Have you ever been to Hagley Mark?"
Mark:"Nah mate don't fancy being ran off the road by women who can't even afford to be driving the cars they are thanks"
James:"Fair enough"
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Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.
I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob
by mtt4411 September 8, 2019
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Harley Quinn And Joker Relationship

Meaning a couple who are in a toxic relationship with Harley the victim and joker the abuser
You guys need to split this Harley Quinn and Joker relationship.
by whatevers000 February 6, 2020
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Halle Berry

First African American actress to win a ( lead actress) Academy Award (Oscar) for her role in Monster's Ball.
Arguably the most beautiful woman in cinematic history. The complete package in terms of beauty.
She is the product of a Caucasian mother and African American Father.
by Blacklopedia January 5, 2022
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Hailey Hotchner

Yo, did you watch the episode of Criminal Minds where Hailey Hotchner dies??
by hehHEHEheheHEEhehe March 9, 2022
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Jade Harley

A furry from homestuck that has a dog dick
by fallguyguy November 4, 2020
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Hailey Danza

A delightful sexual act in which the partner sticks his hand into an inpreganted woman and pulls out the fetus then begins to cover the infant in delicious brocoli and cheese then begins having sexual intercourse with the baby then the partner defecates in the vagina then while still inside the baby you place the baby back into it's mother with your penis then precede to have sex with both of them then ejaculate into the baby then on date delivery the mother eats the possibly month brocoli off of her baby
My wife and I had a crazy night I gave her a Hailey Danza; can't wait for delivery date!
by ericbrianhailey October 15, 2008
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