Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”

I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???

by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025

Ground bum

Someone that picks up drinks from the ground to save a buck.

My husband is the only person that will tip a bartender $100 and then go be a ground bum.

by OdellRules June 3, 2025

Break Grounding

To disobey restrictions while grounded

Mom: Dang nabbit! Joe broke a grounding 2 times in a row.
Dad: Joe, you don't ever break grounding!

by JayMoneySpamsL2 April 28, 2021

Wisconsin Fear Grounds

The best haunted house in Wisconsin. What more of a definition do you need?? 4 Haunted Houses at one location, killer acting, amazing make up, beyond WICKED set designs as well.

The Wisconsin Fear Grounds is the ONLY place to be in October!!

by Alexandria Leigh August 24, 2010

ground spoon

A term used instead of the word shovel because it’s 1 am and your brain isn’t working properly

person 1: my dad has this old rusty ground spoon in his workshop

person 2: what the fuck is a ground spoon

by thaankspete October 14, 2017

ground weasle

A person who always weasles their out of coming up top to the work front to be "ground guy" Got into the trade through nepotism and has zero skill. Unapologetically shitty at their job and makes you think " how the fuck are they still employed".

Hey Ground Weasle! Got a copy!

Yeah its totally fucked... looks like the gound weasle was here.

by Andy Snifterbum October 5, 2023

Ground and Sound

A passing of gas by an MMA athlete as they bridge up from behind while executing a rear-naked-choke.

OMG, check out Mr. Ground and Sound...his rear-naked-choke is supposed to make the opponent stop breathing because they have no choice, not because the want to.

by Ground and Sound April 30, 2021