Gorilla Pallet

A pallet with various issues which NEEDS to be addressed yet goes ignored just as the gorilla did in the classic video titled “Selective Attention Test”.

Look at everyone walking by that gorilla pallet like it’s invisible.

by Problem Solver Bill February 24, 2023

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023

gorilla clan

Gorilla clan, a cool way to describe a man with a tiny penis without being described in as a man with 2 inch punisher or 1 centimeter defeater

women: I bet he’s got a tiny one

Man: Oh f*** that man I’m part of the gorilla clan

Women: what’s the gorilla clan?!
Man: your about to find out sweet cheeks

by Pedcid_Qrp August 27, 2023

flyin'gorilla

Similar to the gorillasmash only with the added twist of much higher levels of anger and prefaced with a boxjump, thereby hopefully incorporating the thoracic cavity.

I was just mindin' my own business when all of a sudden someone came from the buttfuck of nowhere with the flyin'gorilla and knocked me out cold.

by InfiniteEight September 13, 2009

spinny gorilla

When you spin around and look for the hottest girl in the room, and you take the hottest woman you see like Donkey Kong.

"Dude, i was in the club and i pulled a spinny gorilla."

by polskidrinkinggame December 15, 2009

Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

clutch gorilla

The sound people make during a close call.
Example; During a tied sports/video-game match when someone makes a close play.

"OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH OH!"

Sounds like Gorilla/Primate communication.

John was squealing like a clutch gorilla as he completed the final flag capture for his team with only 4 seconds left on the clock.

by BonerSunday August 29, 2014