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Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
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map google

(n) an ancient cartographical scroll of parchment used in the olden days to find out where you are or how to get somewhere else. Popular with pirates, vikings and pompous british sailors.

(v) to use a paper map to find a place or directions to somewhere
Jerry: "Hey Mavis, do you recognise this place? Maybe I shouldn't have taken that last exit? ... Why are there so many cows?"

Mavis: "Oh, hang on a minute, darl. I'll put down my knitting and get out the map google."
by dalb0z February 25, 2011
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Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)
I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".
by TheREALRasputin February 1, 2017
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google true

Something that can be proven through a google search.
"I thought the world was round, but Jerry googled it and this one site said it was flat. It's google true."
by Ross11B December 27, 2006
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Google it on youtube

When over 45yrs old and you believe your are internet savvy. A question is answered with “google it on YouTube”
by Sawdust723 September 18, 2018
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google delay

A pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.
The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.

OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
by GreatLakesMeg November 10, 2009
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Google slides

The ultimate and powerful slides that only the gods posses
Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?

Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession
by Lord farquaads dad August 7, 2020
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