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google delay

A pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.
The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.

OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.
by GreatLakesMeg November 10, 2009
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Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.
"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?
by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013
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got googled

A google network or software issue (Gmail, etc.) causing the user disruption.
Yo man!, I was trying to get that to you and I got googled.
by Zolenskify December 14, 2020
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Google Shift

When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.
Gf: Did you look up the movie times yet?
Me: No, I had a Google Shift.
Gf: *shakes her head.
by Thetruther123 January 2, 2012
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googling around

looking around; moseying around; not looking for anything in particular
Can I help you find something?”
“Nah, i’m just googling around.”
by darealorangejuice February 3, 2018
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google myself

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."
by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018
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Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.
John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.
by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020
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