glass dick

Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!

OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)

by Johnny Chingas June 22, 2009

Jimmy Glass

Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.

Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.

by MrAubergine March 11, 2010

Tempered Glasses

The effect apparently caused by the tempered glass of car windows where a person will appear much more attractive than they do outside of their car.

Especially pronounced when wearing beer goggles!

Dood! Those chicks looked so hot when they were in their car, but when they got out at the gas station, they were brown-baggers!

Another case of tempered glasses.

by paschasc May 7, 2009

Glass coffin

When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower

“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben

“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer

“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben

by Thiccbenji420 September 9, 2019

Decky Glass

An umbrella term for a working man working down under aka OZ. Often in the works of screeding, brick laying, labouring etc. The working man that goes by Glass, is of A list celeb status and can often be seen curting Delta Goodrem, whilst holding a can of fosters, whilst buying a pair of uggs, whilst having the crik. Regularly wrestles crocodiles and absofukincuntandbastardandlutely has a want in him.

What's the crik Decky Glass?
You buy me some uggs Decky Glass?
Decky Glass is class

by crikbeyyy June 16, 2012

Glass hoe

When girls trying to be sexy through windows but just look like caged monkeys.

Guy1: wow look at that girl through that window
Guy2: oh she a glass hoe

by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014

stephanie glass

A totally sexy mama with many talents, the most gorgeous creature on the planet.

"Oh my god, you see that foxy mama over there?"
"Oh yeah, shes a total Stephanie Glass}."

by gnightknight July 5, 2019