salty german

the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it.

If you pass out with your shoes on I'll give you a salty Germany

by ilovebeingbetterthanyou June 24, 2009

german surprise

A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"

by James Cook August 31, 2006

German armpits

Unshaved (to say the least) armpits, refers particularly to the unshaved armpits of a woman.

"Lykomg! Did you SEE Julia Roberts' German armpits!?"

by Claire December 25, 2005

German Wings

Experiencing German culture on an extreme basis

Griff goes on a dirty day trip to Stuttgart and flicking his hair at all and sundry until the desired, inevitable seduction act takes place. Probably in or around his Smart Car. He gains his German wings

by the ultimate oracle January 13, 2012

German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.

I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.

by Mr. Kittles July 24, 2009

German style

Butt fucking but with two Germans who love each other very much

Look at those two goin at it German style

by Probably_a_milf_butwhoknows November 8, 2021

german jimmy

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.

"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."

by Big wiener October 11, 2013