A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
Get the patch fridaymug. the day you look as hot as you can, the day you wear your best gear,jewelry,clothes, dress to impress day
by MYHAAW May 14, 2011
Get the stunna fridaymug. O NTHSID AY OF EVEEYR MOMTNH, YO UGET TO USE INESPECT IELEMENT ON YOUR HCROMEPUTER WITOHUT GETT9NG IN TORUYBLE.
Friday the 17th
by SnaekEater99442 March 17, 2023
Get the Friday the 17thmug. A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016
Get the Black Fridaymug. The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.
by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019
Get the pretend fridaymug. by TimiG March 11, 2021
Get the Friday Evemug. Rat Friday is a day where Rat's from all across the world come together to celebrate being a Rat
This usually takes place on July 21st but can also take place on the following Friday if any unforeseen complications arise
Also on Rat Friday the legendary Ratdoes69 may appear to greet his fellow rats on this special accusation
This usually takes place on July 21st but can also take place on the following Friday if any unforeseen complications arise
Also on Rat Friday the legendary Ratdoes69 may appear to greet his fellow rats on this special accusation
Person 1 :Hey is it Rat Friday?
Person 2 :yeah
Person 1 :ayyyy let's gooo
I can't wait until Rat Friday
Rat Friday is the best Friday
Person 2 :yeah
Person 1 :ayyyy let's gooo
I can't wait until Rat Friday
Rat Friday is the best Friday
by Rivaljellyfish4 October 9, 2022
Get the Rat Fridaymug.