black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.

Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017

slack friday

Skipping out on the shopping frenzy of After Thanksgiving Sales to relax.

I'm sorry you had to work on slack Friday.

by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017

friday best

Attire you would wear to go out on a Friday (night). A stylish outfit with accessories that is not formal. Ideal for parties and clubs.

See you boys at the party tonight, be in your Friday best.

by NDC March 4, 2018

friday shit

The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.

"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"

"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts May 13, 2016

Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.

Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.

by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016

Friday the 13th

The most amazing day of the year! And most likely when Jason Voorhees will murder you!

*Friday the 13th*
AHHHHHHHH ITS JASON!!!!!
*ded*

by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020

sugar friday

Refers to being sexual hyperactive due to large intake of amount of sweets taken; being sexually active. (INFORMAL)

I'm sugar friday this morning.

by ImmaBitchIDontCare August 29, 2013