Fontshock

When you are surprised and astounded by the size of a persons font in their phone.

Omg! Fontshock! I can see your text message from across the table!!

by Crispy K. September 20, 2025

Footsie Job

When someone footjobs you while touching your bones and nutting on your bed and leave cum stains on your bed. Also can be given to yourself but might result in you kicking your own balls.

Heh... time to footsie job myself to some roblox avatars...

by Putra6353 January 14, 2026

the foots

when you have diarrhea

I woke up at 3 in the morning with the foots!

by CandiceMcUni January 23, 2009

terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!

john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Clonely Farts Pub

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.

Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.

by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010

Clumpy farts

Clumping in your farts

I have clumpy farts today Ted .

by Serf2313 July 12, 2015

verbal farts

1. repititve words said by people, media, government and other elements -- that they go to an extent where they are considered redundants or, in other words, farts.

Origin: verbal - "of words", farts - "gaseous emissions from anus". ENGLISH

Dude #1: I'm sorry I didn't give your book, bro. I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Dude #2: You said that yesterday. You're pulling off verbal farts, bruh!

by Black SMOKE September 14, 2015