An offensively large dump. A crap of such grave proportions, that should the cruel bastard decide to deliver it whole (without any effort of pinching it off, flushing in between), such a deed would amount to nothing less than an act of pure, unabated vandalism; a destruction of public or private property, with due compensation and mandatory letter of apology to the caretaker of said toilet.
Accomplice: Where ya goin?
Offender: Just poppin' into the loo to squeeze out a fat rat.
*closes door*
*speaking through the door, the conversation continues*
Accomplice: Have you prepared you're letter of apology?
Offender: Aye, writing it on the walls as we speak.
"The fuck?! Who broke my toilet? Whoever just laid this brick, fess up now, or when I find out, I swear I'll shove this fat rat back up your cursed cornhole so far, you'll be belching farts for the next week and a half!"
Offender: Just poppin' into the loo to squeeze out a fat rat.
*closes door*
*speaking through the door, the conversation continues*
Accomplice: Have you prepared you're letter of apology?
Offender: Aye, writing it on the walls as we speak.
"The fuck?! Who broke my toilet? Whoever just laid this brick, fess up now, or when I find out, I swear I'll shove this fat rat back up your cursed cornhole so far, you'll be belching farts for the next week and a half!"
by TSVandenberg July 13, 2012
Get the Fat Rat mug.1. A girl who is both fat and a bagger; a Cleveland Brown who is chubby; a butterface with too much junk in the trunk: an overweight girl who is also ugly.
2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty.
2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty.
1. Eew, look at her - she's ugly as sin and weighs about 200 pounds. She's a fat bagger.
2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger.
2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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Adjective - A word commonly used to describe unliked fat people who annoy the fuck out of everyone and can't take a hint or lose weight.
Adjective - A word commonly used to describe unliked fat people who annoy the fuck out of everyone and can't take a hint or lose weight.
1) After missing the basket, that fat fuck Shane kicked the basketball in a fit of rage and drove off to Wendy's.
2) At Wendy's, the same fat fuck proceeded to order water with his 5 cheeseburgers in hope of eating healthier.
2) At Wendy's, the same fat fuck proceeded to order water with his 5 cheeseburgers in hope of eating healthier.
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2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
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