13cm fairy

A nickname of Kim Jinhwan (Jay) of iKON. He is the shortest member yet oldest.

A fan measured his picture with a ruler and he was 13cm.

Then they all started calling him that.

He's the 13cm fairy!

My bias is the 13cm fairy (Kim Jinhwan)

by xRhythmTa May 12, 2019

Meth Fairy

A Meth Fairy is term used twords an attractive female that would never look the part of a drug addicte. This doesn't necessarily mean the person uses meth, its a an umbrella term for all forms of all drugs.

I may not look it, but I'm a meth fairy.

"Hey, slow down you're gonna get nic sick." Trust me, I can handle my shit. I'm a Meth Fairy.

Sarah! I didn't know you smoked! "Yah I'm a Meth Fairy."

by SandyMoon December 23, 2020

fairg

A combination of a "fairy" and a "fag." The term is not as ubiquitous, and therefore not considered to be as offensive, as either root term, but is mostly usable as a substitute for either in its own connotations.

Beastor-X: What's with you wearing that wig all the time, are you some kind of fairg?

Switchblade: Uhh, shut up dude, you're the fairg!

by Pete Calleri September 24, 2007

fairbanks good

A disappointing event made less disappointing by comparing it to the alternatives available in Fairbanks, Alaska. Or, an event in Fairbanks, Alaska that would be disappointing in a larger city.

The concert wasn't that great, but there wasn't anything else going on, so it was Fairbanks good.

by Alexander Haig July 7, 2008

fairy poop

Fairy poop is a crusty substance that is created by a fairy (or multiple fairies) defecating in the corner of your eyes while you sleep, in the middle of the night.

That little fairy shit in my eye! Now I gotta clean this fairy poop out!

Goddamn it! I got some fairy poop on my eye, and now they wont open!

by Lil'lil January 31, 2017

Dirty Night Night Fairy

One who comes and visits you in the middle of the night. Just as you're about to fall asleep he sprinkles his dirty dust in your eye and precedes to have anal intercourse with you until you drift off to sleep in a pleasurable manner.

"Dude what's that in your eye?"
"Oh it's just dirty dust, the Dirty Night Night Fairy came and got me last night just before I fell asleep."
"Nice bro, dirty dust for life."

by ratpact4life January 1, 2012

semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.

Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005