imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

Fade

To fight

Come on then run my fade

by Paralizedtrap October 17, 2018

faded

While commonly referring to being under the influence of cannabis, this word changes it's meaning when used by a professional athlete. It then becomes a word describing the mild influence alcoholic beverages have on the cognitive capacities.

“Bro, I’m low key faded, man.”

“Oh no, I didn’t even end my stream.”

Zeke

by Mothy-T June 30, 2020

Make a fade

An expression that means making or collecting some money.

Monica: "Hey baby, you coming by?"

Aaram: "I gotta go 'make a fade' then I'll be there."

by Zaynesmommy July 21, 2021

Skin fade

A blowjob in “the valley”

It’s nice that here in the valley you can walk into any salon or barbershop and some Mexican chick can give a good skin fade

by Mr_slippery May 5, 2022

Low Gongei Fade

the guy from squid games haircut

Ali: yo gi hun whats that haircut you got there
Gi hun: its called a brand new LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GONGEI FADE

Ali: woah i think i wanna get a Low Gongei Fade now cuz its still massive

by bungusreference February 15, 2025

Did you get a fade?

Meaning slut or whore ( have a lot of sex with the same gender )

your such a slag, Did you get a fade?

by Litkitten42 February 13, 2022