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Facebook Slut

One who prostitutes himself/herself on Facebook by using multiple methods to draw attention to themselves, such as frequent status changes, writing on several different walls, or participating in a ridiculous amount of Facebook activities in a day just to get their name in the newsfeed.
I got on Facebook today and I kept seeing Sally's name in my newsfeed...what a Facebook slut!
by natethegreat58 March 31, 2009
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Facebook Pokemoning

Spending time on facebook adding people to friend list just to collect some, and not particularly cause you know them.
Computer : Suggestion : Johnny Smith - add as friend

Facebookpokemaniac : Gotta catchem'all !!! ***clicks on Johnny Smith***

This is facebook pokemoning.
by akafimmy July 14, 2009
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Facebook fag

A person who is always on Facebook and acts like they are cool because of it.
Facebook is for fags so stop being a Facebook fag!
by Nice2113 December 16, 2011
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Facebook Cleanse

To erase unwanted or unneeded people on your facebook friends list. Usually a result of having 300+ friends but only talking to a fraction of them. Basically a friends cleanse but exclusive to Facebook.
I decided to have a Facebook cleanse, now my friends list is only half it's original size.
by Roger_5000 December 30, 2011
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Facebook Certifiable

The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.
Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."

Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
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New Facebook

by Loloolollloolllllololol October 22, 2008
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Facebook diarrhea

The case where someone can't stop themselves from posting every insignificant thought or occurrence to their Facebook status. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth but for social networks.
Joe: Damn, Jill changes her Facebook status like every 5 minutes!

Mary: I know, That skank has Facebook diarrhea.
by Shaft_in_DC April 15, 2009
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