Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.

Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.

by Will Tribute August 18, 2013

Mang-er-rang

A term of greeting between two acquaintces or "Bros".

Used when saying hey!

I got mang-er-rangitis!

Ethan: What's up mang-er-rang!

Jordan: Nothin much bruh chillin watchin Pokemon. Ganj c:

by Eth-ampe December 27, 2011

Super Status-ers

A person who whenever something happens during the Super Bowl they create a status about it.
Usually pertaining to the Half-time show or Good play concerning their team of choice.

It's all these Super Status-ers trying to prove their point.

by Uh Noni Mouse February 24, 2011

serious-er

more intense than serious.

it was so much more serious-er when he pulled a gun.

by ko_jsh_govies March 10, 2011

ERS

"Early Raisin Syndrome. Typically, Asians don't raisin, but there are cases where they don't reap that benefit, instead, they just look old af too soon."

damn, i know she's my age but she got ERS. I just turned 21.

by the quiet ones October 9, 2023

ER fap

The fine are of masterbating and blowing you load all over the room at the Emergancy Room in a hospital.

I went in last night just for a ER Fap . Was the time of my life .

by wadlust October 15, 2023

Mostest-er

The ultimate mic drop quantifying word that means this is the most (blank) that there can be for this subject. THE END!!!

This is how you let your woman/man that you love them the most, the mostest-er

I love you mostest-er.
Example:
Fritz: I love you
Kendra: I love you….
Fritz: I love you more….
Kendra: I love you most……
Fritz: (ahem) well I love you mostest-er
Kendra: (eye roll, then a squinty smile) you dork. Kiss me

by Gator loves Kendra October 23, 2023