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clean eating

A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.

Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.

If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.
I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks
by n3xia August 4, 2014
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Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"
"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon
by SlingbladeX March 7, 2019
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fat eats

Good food of any kind that is eaten in large quantities.
by illbombs May 24, 2006
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eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."
Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie
by allalberta November 22, 2010
mugGet the eating a cookiemug.

eat away at

eat away / into or at

to destroy gradually, as by erosion
It´ll eat away at him.
by JimDoe February 18, 2014
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eat shredder

Basically means "Go die." Comes from the feeling of hating someone so much that they should be thrown into a paper shredder and be eaten by it.
Attina: Was that sweater especially made for you or did the knitting machine just blow up? *snicker snicker*
Ariel: Yeah well, EAT SHREDDER!
by Alana, Arista and Adella January 1, 2009
mugGet the eat shreddermug.

eat the roach

my blunts out, eat the roach bob!
by ddamankos October 24, 2018
mugGet the eat the roachmug.

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