Dusty Riot

The act of rubbing dust across a dirty vagina, then a bunch of guys fuck the hell out of it.

I gave my mother a dusty riot.

by Flasp March 15, 2015

Dusty camel

A vagina drier than the Sahara desert.

Mike wanted to have sex with Sally, but she had a dusty camel.

by Jjbob April 3, 2015

Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.

I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.

by Dr. McDoctorson June 5, 2015

Dusty Dino

When an elderly gentleman discovers Viagra after spending many years impotent and celibate.

My dad got the blue pill now he's handing out Dusty Dinos to all the old broads at the home.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut September 23, 2016

Dusty Mustard

Is the substance that exits a girls anus when she flatulates after someone urinated inside of her colon.

Heather just shot dusty mustard in Brandon’s face after he pissed in her butt. Those two are strange.

by Pamplemousse789 November 16, 2017

dusty mug

The dustiest of all, AKA Trent

Blake: Trent you are such a Dusty Mug

by Lemon.L November 29, 2017

dusty short bus

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!

The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.

by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018