The reason why guys cry, when you play Call of Duty with the boys you can have the time of you're life. Its also a good way to keep you're virginity. #VIRGINITY ROCKS
Oi fuckheads, lets go play some fackin Call of Duty Black ops right now.
In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game
Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac
noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game
Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac
noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
by jawspinner September 28, 2020
Get the Call of Dutymug. by Guyp3rson October 19, 2021
Get the Call of Dutymug. by FoxyPlayz The YouTuber November 18, 2023
Get the fart poop dutymug. Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
Get the derelicktion of dutymug. Duggie: BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Ooo I luv playin my cal uv dootus.
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!
by Not_Ceehny May 21, 2021
Get the Call of Dutymug. Mark- “Hey Burjak, what you want to do this weekend?”
Burjak- “sorry bro can’t link, I’m on lime duty for the boys, its Rona season.”
Burjak- “sorry bro can’t link, I’m on lime duty for the boys, its Rona season.”
by Burjak December 17, 2019
Get the lime dutymug. THE SEXIEST KNIGHTOF THEM ALL
by knwgrct December 1, 2022
Get the knights feudal dutymug.