dry meat

hard dick needing lubrication

It hurts when my boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat in my vagina.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

Dry beach

Dry beach is a beach that is like any normal beach with sand and beach chairs, but there is no access to water.
Which means that people sunbathing can never swim.

An example of a dry beach is the "clock tower beach" in Old Montreal, Canada. The beach is surrounded by a fence and is much higher than the Saint Lawrence River. So, people can not swim.

by Noa715 August 21, 2017

Dry Darcy

when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face

Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.

by Brian Dorst August 19, 2020

Dry Tortugas

A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.

JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!

by CharlesUFarley June 7, 2018

Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

Dry Drill

The act of fucking someone up the arse without lubrication.

I dry drilled some bird last, snapped my banjo clean off.

by schtiv January 1, 2012

dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021