drunk skunk

a type of kush so strong, when smoked, it makes one feel like they are drunk. found mainly in california, but known to get around different parts of the usa, primarily houston texas. popcornish in looks, and almost odorless.
omfg dude, me and taylor smoked a bowl of that drunk skunk and it felt like we had downed a whole fackin' bottle of jack daniels, homie. uhhhhhh *cums*
by Dr. Kushmeister February 15, 2009
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drunk chat

Chatting while inebriated on Facebook. Usually this results in apologetic posts the following day for the goofy behavior/demeanor from the night before
I need to quit the drunk chat. I told Susie last night that I wanted to smell her pussy
by jamminjvg November 12, 2009
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balls drunk

When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't
Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
by durak night August 07, 2010
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Sun-Drunk

Not to be confused with Sun-Drop, Sun-Drunk is the state of general wooziness that happens when one steps into the shade after excessive sun exposure.

Readers should note, however, that sun-drunk-dialing usually isn't excusable.

Ironically, the perscribed cure for sun-drunkeness is ice cold beer, and not so ironically, silence.
"Do you see that girl stumbling over there?" "She's probably a bit sun-drunk" *girl hits floor* "Okay, maybe really drunk"

"Joe, Lucie and I are going on a wicked bar-crawl tonight, wanna join in?" "I think I'm pretty well off, sun-drunk you know?" "Yeah, I'd put some aloe on that or something, maybe tomorrow..."
by Lindsey Erin September 03, 2008
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drunk mike

by hans September 21, 2004
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Drunk Science

Something two friends will do every once in a while that involves one friend mentioning alcohol, and once those friends are considerably drunk they don lab coats and goggles and begin to conduct science experiments, be them even scientific at all.

These experiments may include various animals or people, but usually are pointless yet fun up until you collapse from too much alcohol.

In the end the duo will wake up the following morning not being able to remember everything, but clearly seeing the mess from the previous night. It's technically a hangover except you confine yourself and said friend to the house.

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Clark: Hey Tom!
Tom: What?
Clark: Alcohol!
*some drinks later*
Both: Drunk Science!!
*Begins to conduct a myriad of experiments that involve riding a pig and giving a bear alcohol*
--The following morning--
Clark: ...What happened?
*sees the mess*
Tom: We have got to stop doing this...
by CinnamonAllSpiceLaFeva July 06, 2011
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drunk fairy

A small and mischevious fairy who will come visit you when you are drinking alcohol. Watch out...if she pokes you, you instantly become drunk. She will often do this without your knowledge. One minute you will be sober, then she will poke you and it's all over. She has also been known to get rough and do a little more than poke...not a good thing!

Claiming to have been poked (or worse) by the drunk fairy is a way for drunkards to blame someone other than themself for their getting sloshed.
David: "Did you see John last night? He was acting goofy and talking gibberish...he could hardly stand up. He must have been poked by the drunk fairy!"

Bob: "Poked?!? Nah...did you see him? He was WASTED. She must have punched him...probably kicked him in the nuts too!"
by Nicodemus 27 March 14, 2007
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