Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.

Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that (Pokemon too) thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020

Dork

A dork is most likely what you call the person who means the world too you! 🙄❤️ And when you are writing this (reading this) you probs just got a text from them so you have to end the defection there!

Me: he’s such a dork I love him!
Friends: UGH you always talk about that dork 🙄

by bark bark ruff ruff 😦 January 25, 2021

Dork

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and pops the bubbles with their mouth

I found out my girlfriend was a dork after she left the bath with shit breath

by elceenor February 3, 2021

Dork

A dork is a whale penis... no really, look it up.

give me that dork baby

by Definitions for pervs February 8, 2021

dork

N/A

He is a dork !

by anonymous February 17, 2021

Dork

What you call the people you care for or that you feel comfortable with. But, whom ever you call the most “ dork” you care way more then friends. Usually dorks are too dorky to tell others how they feel but it’s okay cause if that persons a dork they’ll understand. So love your dork, be nice to your dorks, feed your dork, pet your dork, take your dork to the park, read them a book, then them a story. Hug your dork and kiss them as much as possible cause they are too dorky to take a hint. Dorks need to be told they are dorks. From one dork to another I love you dork! But don’t get your dorks wet or feed them past midnight cause you don’t wanna see what happens.

Dork1:” hey dork”
Dork2: “ sup dork”
Dork1: “you are such a dork.”
Dork2 : “ hahahah dork!”
Dork1: “ I love you dork”
Dork 2: “ oh mah gad, nuh uh dork?!”
Dork!!!!!!!

by Julessavoryketchuppackets February 18, 2021