dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

Pet My Dolphin

Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob

My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.

by Yuliana November 22, 2005

swimming with dolphins

Getting High off of exsatcy.

What are you doing this weekend ?
Hanging out with Ashley and going swimming with dolphins.

by B333 December 8, 2007

dolphin dick

kyle davis

is that kyle, yeah hes a dolphin dick

by Ohfewfgggbnhtrex March 20, 2019

Doophyte

some who is emphatically obsessed with poop, fecal or doo

Ryan Mertins one of the biggest doophytes I know

by Roy Munson April 6, 2003

dolph

Setting someone's desktop background as a undesirable image.

I'm gonna dolph Keith because he left his PC unlocked.

by Shatly Duggans October 6, 2005

Dolphining

Using only core strength and no arms or upper body strength during sexual intercourse. Having sex without using arms at all, floundering around like a dolphin outside of water

Rumor has it that Joel has gotten really good at dolphining, his core strength is so good he doesn't need to use his arms during sex!

by TieFighter November 20, 2010