Dirt squirrel

A slang term for a fucking slut.

"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sandwhich."

by Dylan Rose July 17, 2006

Dirt Bag

n. Car sales term: A person who has terrible credit and has difficulty in obtaining financing for a vehicle. They often show up in beat up trade- ins that theyhave a negative equity issue with. Most often a waste of time.

I wasted three hours on a Dirt Bag today. and we could not get him approved!

by danth666 September 19, 2009

Dirt patch

a slang word used to describe how a mans penis skin is darker than any other part of their body.

The woman started drooling as she stared at his dirt patch.

by psycofly July 7, 2006

Dirt Ball

A Dirt Ball, colloquially referred to as DB, describes a person or persons who share a complete and utter disregard for social norms when it comes to maintaining an acceptable hygienic appearance. They may drool while talking, unknowingly wipe whatever disgusting matter they may have picked up, touched, stepped in or been exposed to onto you by the nature of their dirtballiness, or pull you backwards into the dirt, soiling your clean clothes. They often find humour in their status as a Dirt Ball (DB).

Dude #1- "Oh My God, Ben, what the heck are you doing!?"

Dude #2- "Bah, hih, hih, hih, hih, hih, ha!"

Dude #1- "Dude, get away from me you freakin' DIRT BALL!!!!"

by Itchy Law November 1, 2011

astronaut dirt

After you eat a girl out, she craps in your mouth and then you throw up on her face.

We had to spray lysol in our apartment room for days to get rid of the stench left over from the last time I gave Cheryl astronaut dirt.

by Drew123812937190 August 30, 2006

dirt cave

the dirty butthole that is being explored by a man using a large round tube.

Jim was exploring the dirt cave and quickly pulled out his round tube when he found some quick sand(lose rock, otherwise known as runny poop).

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

Dirt Badger

noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.

I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.

Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!

I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.

Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!

Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.

So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.

by Nuke Fandango June 18, 2011