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pseudo-diarrhea

The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate
Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
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Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
by Super00sucker July 26, 2022
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Diarrhea Man

A man who diarrheas like the devil
by bryan the bryan June 6, 2021
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Diarrhea Laugh

To laugh uncontrollably in a similar way of losing control of your bowels with diarrhea.
Shoresy is so hilarious he makes me diarrhea Laugh every episode.
by Apathy Sauce June 10, 2025
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Diarrhea

Diarrhea is the sensation you get when you just ate 10 metric shit tons of Taco Bell for lunch.
by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020
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