seb pitzu deal

when 2 people make a deal that they are going to do something but both of them know that it is unlikely that they'll do it/ it actually happens but they talk like they will for sure do it/ it will for sure happen

person 1: there is a party tomorrow wanna come.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.

by pitzu January 29, 2020

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.

a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny

by Sexydimma February 6, 2017

Green New Deal

A very poorly written document. Would not even pass a third grade essay assignment.

Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+

by stainless67 April 17, 2022

Deal

An agreement between two or more parties, much like a promise or a garenter to keep ones word

Tell you what, lets make a deal?

Oh yeah, whats in it for me?

I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?

Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?

Thats what a deal is right?

True.

by Social Rejection June 10, 2018

Godfather deal

Accept the beneficial offer or suffer an excruciating punishment.

Here's my Godfather deal: call me on the phone and we'll chat, or date Chris instead.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015

fair dinkum deals

fair dinkum deals is fair dinkum deals

I will make you a fair dinkum deal

e.g if you let me kill you, you can slap me after it is done

defined it is fair dinkum deals

by fair dinkum deals January 16, 2017

Deal Slips

A reference to women’s loafers regarded for their ability to attract those wearing “Deal Sleds”. Deal Slips by nature are open heel loafers and may or may not have faux fur.

Stilettos are for Saturday night. Deal Slips are for attracting Deal Sleds at happy hour.

by boyjr10 September 1, 2020