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dave and steve

The dynamic duo of douchebags. They both suck and everyone hates them. They can't get laid for their lives. If you are caught seen with them you are question about your sexuality.
Dave and Steve are total tools and everyone knows it. They can't live without each other.
by The Preacher of truth December 24, 2013
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Dave's Triple

When three men engage in sexual intercourse, but want to keep it anonymous. So they all call each other Dave. Henceforth, the Dave's Triple
Guy 1: Hey bro, you up for a Dave's Triple?
Guy 2: Yes, I'm very hungry ;)
Guy 3: I'm down "Dave" ;)
by Dave #2 May 12, 2017
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Dave

Dave has a wicked big schlong
by Dubsweets January 30, 2021
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Dave Matthews Band

The coolest band in existence live and in studio. This is not cap by his genius live with sometimes songs over 30 minutes if you can extend a song that long you are a genius. His lyrical genius when playing live with his band members Tim Reynolds, Stefan Lessard, Jeff Coffee, and Carter Beauford to name a few. It is just amazing how great they sound.
by DMB!! July 27, 2021
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Dave

Dave is a nigga
Wow Dave is such a nigga
by 123jdhrehbe August 2, 2021
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diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.
"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"
by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008
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Struggling Dave

When you're trying to go number 2 but can't make it happen.
It was then that I realized that Nate wasn't coming back for a while---he had his own Struggling Dave to take care of.
by AllTimeLow2 August 16, 2017
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