crocodilecock

a commonly used word that means crocodilecock

damien: you ate my dad and called me a faggot
mr. wooden alligator: crocodilecock!

by saamyaal February 19, 2009

hippo-crocca-dogga-pig

Term used to described an extremly unactractive female.

No i wouldn`t allow your girlfriend to piss on face. She is almost certainly a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig.

by Phil Martin October 31, 2004

Bean Crock

A soup in a crockpot or bowl. Typically never referred to as "bean crock". Although few people call it this, the word "bean crock" can be used in many different contexts. SNOD seems to think that Steak N' Shake sells the "bean crock", but is terribly wrong.

My that BEAN CROCK looks extra nice today. Shut your BEAN CROCK! Ay Soulja Boi can I have your...BEAN CROCK? What the BEAN CROCK? BEAN CROCK! Hi I would like the hamburger with fries, a shake, and maybe...BEAN CROCK! Oh wait scratch that and give me five BEAN CROCKS! Go shit a BEAN CROCK!

by The Snod May 6, 2008

crocodile penis

the thing that crocodiles apparently DO have that is kept in a pouch. and it is bloody and red. and its BIG

damn!! look at that dude!! hes got a crocodile penis!!

by c.e.l. August 13, 2008

half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.

"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"

by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009

Croch on the Rocks

To dip or emmerse one's nut sack into the beverage of another unkowing individual.

"Steve was acting like such a dick mouth at the bar last night so when we was busy talking to some chick I took his drink under the table and gave him a little croch on the rocks."

by Goat's Revenge August 23, 2009

Crockpot

A "Crockpot" or "Crockpotting" refers to the act of a man cumming in a woman's or man's mouth and restricting her/him, simultaneously, from spitting it out OR swallowing, thus creating the effect of "Crockpotting" the liquid within her mouth cavity.

By placing the hand over the mouth and gripping the neck at the same time, immediately after ejaculation, the semen/sperm is trapped in the mouth for Crockpotting.

by Nasty Old Dude May 4, 2011