cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017

Moon Cricket

One who posts a story on social media, but hides said story from certain individuals.

Damn that dude Ron is a moon cricket!

by G2theDouble March 28, 2023

Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).

Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Mud cricket

A girl who where’s country boots and short shorts …

Bethany is a mud cricket

by F00tball04 August 19, 2022

Shit cricket

Someone who steals money from another for financial gain *Jimmy Controversy

You better give me back my money you little shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Liquor Cricket

Everyone knows the liquor cricket type… girls that only chase after bartenders. Whether they work in the service industry themselves or are just bar patrons, there’s always a few liquor crickets posted up at the bar flirting their butt off.

Check out that liquor cricket over there chatting up Brad.

by thatyelpbitch June 11, 2022