non consensual streaming

When a streaming service i.e. Hulu or Netflix auto plays a Movie or TV show you would never agree to willingly watch--and then you realize Comcast is going to charge you for streaming something that never should have been a thing--EVER!

Non consensual Streaming is when after binging every episode of Homicide Hunter in existence, and several documentaries Netflix auto plays the family friendly kids movie Trolls...

You didn't like trolls as a kid, why?! Just...why? Netflix?

....

Are you drunk?

by RebelWhiteMage August 16, 2017

mr clouse

A guy who has a genital problem which can cause itching of the penis.

There goes mr clouse again.

I counted 18 times for me clouse.

by Evareathu May 29, 2018

Soggy Causer

Someone or something that makes things soggy.

Salsa, beans, guac, and sour cream are soggy causers and ruin my nachos.

My boyfriend/girlfriend is a soggy causer because they're too hot and make me sweat when we cuddle.

by Singularsam August 17, 2018

ukko-consern

UKKO-Consern is a group of businesses which belong to SLP Group Oy. There is UKKO.fi, UKKO Pro, UKKO Work and Mousewell.

First part of the names "UKKO" is a Finnish name for a man. UKKO

"UKKO Work is a part of UKKO-Consern"
"Do you know if UKKO Pro belongs to UKKO-Consern?"

by SkyDuuuuude January 17, 2019

Statutory Consent

Sex with a child in a territory in which it is perfectly legal.

Got my bag packed for a little statutory consent.

by ApricotFields September 11, 2019

Probable Cause

Probable cause is defined as the reasonable belief that a person has committed a crime. To determine probable cause, a test is used to determine if probable cause exists and is sufficient enough to arrest a suspect. The test must show that the facts and circumstances of the officer's knowledge are sufficient enough to warrant a reasonable person to believe a suspect has committed, is committing, or is about to commit a crime.

Probable Cause you ain't got nothing 😂🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Trump caused Covid

The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.

Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.

Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !

by Gaylordgangster69 September 16, 2020