Cougar

A woman who can't get enough pleasure from grandpa's limp dick

"She's old man. Cougar?"

"Heh, yeah. She needed something hard. Her husbands gone soft I guess."

by Wilted_Chaos June 25, 2017

Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

by slut slayer July 31, 2008

Cougar

A slang word for cool. Used around the United Kingdom

I finally got this girl!

Cougar. That's so exciting!

by Toebreiter November 3, 2024

Cougar

A older teacher who tries to seduce a younger disabled student and destroy his life

Yes, I saw your brother pull up in a blue Nissan with a cougar this morning.

by OldJit September 2, 2023

Cougar Hawk

A police officer who preys on cougars. Also known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

Cougar Trapper

Young man that trolls "cougars" or older women with the motivation of finantial gain.

That young f-boi s cougar trapper.

by LisaSings! March 2, 2021

spank a cougar

Have sex with an older woman, while slipping her ass.

Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.

by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019