Carson

a buff male who often go to the pool by himself and talks to strangers

Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.

Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson

by picklesworth12345 August 12, 2009

console whore

One who spends more time in the console of a game than playing the game itself, often found in games like half life and its modifications.

1- oh noez he got teh tao cannon id better move *~ strafe strafe strafe shoot sv_gravity -9999* ahah lamer j00r on t3h roof now !11oen

2- gene, gets pwnd while he fiddles around in console instead of playing the game

by !!11oen July 21, 2004

Consolization

A term invented by rabid PC enthusiasts to describe any game that isn't Baldur's Gate 2 and doesn't require spread-sheet style character management or which uses an accessible interface for gameplay. If the gameplay is easy to get into, PC enthusiasts will consider it rubbish and consolized, no matter how difficult the actual game might be.

Anybody not in agreement on a game being 'consolized' is considered inferior and will never be allowed into said PC enthusiast's battlestati-, err basement.

Clearly that game suffers from consolization, because even though it has won awards for most innovative gameplay, most involving story and best AI in a game, it displays a little text that tells you to press 'E' every time you want to open a door.

by Zoompaloompa June 23, 2011

carson

Carson is a Jew that gets assed fucked bye his girls 24 inch dildo well he eats burgers and had cream cheese on his face

Carson was bent over with 24 inches inside him well eating cream cheese

by suckit123456 January 15, 2018

Consolences

Consolences: like condolences but from someone close to you who is trying to console you. Someone who knows you too well to offer condolences when a sad thing happens.

A consolence can also be a non-verbal action. If someone gives a friend a hug as a form of consoling then they offer her consolence, which might elicit the reply "Thanks for the consolences".

E.g. My father offered me consolences when I dropped my slice of pizza in the dirt.

by Chateau Zo January 27, 2014

Colson

Colson is the biggest jerk on the planet. Always putting down random people just because.

"Dude, have you seen Colson today?"
"He's such an asshole, isn't he, dude?"
"Yeah man, Colson should just stop being a jerk."

by Muffinzx April 28, 2015

Carson

A cunt hair that smell like a donkey who lives in shit plant

You remember seeing that nasty looking person the other day ya Carson

by Allen jahnke June 9, 2017