Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside

Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!

by crackamalibu December 30, 2010

Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.

My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."

by Rinrin0303 March 22, 2011

Penny Collector

A derogatory term for a Jewish person.
Because of the stereotype the most Jews are rich and good with money

guy 1: wow that guy is such a penny collector!
guy 2: why?
guy 1:well...he a jew so he must be rich

by tomamassister December 3, 2011

Sida Corrected

when someone tried to correct something that is not wrong.

person 1: that's wrong!!!
person 2: no it is not!
person 1: whops I Sida corrected you!

by Feedback loop January 1, 2012

panty collector

A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.

Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?

Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

Auto Correct

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF

TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"

by coonified07195 July 2, 2016

pollen collector

When a girl sits on their partner's dick, and grind hard. When their partner is about to cum, they jump off and cum into their partner's face.

Kelly finished the pollen collector, and Adrian was angry until he tasted her.

by achlysxi June 6, 2016