Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
A weed strain made from space cakes, white zookies, and cherry lemon gelato. Created by the infamous Coopdogg. So potent you will literally forget how to walk. One of the best strains!
Friend: dude are you ok? You’ve been sitting on that swing for 15 minutes.
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
by Lego nerd May 29, 2025
nickname from Houston Texans and NY Giants Strength Coach Craig Fitzgerald for USC football alum Jordan Thomas Cooper
Super Cooper was one of the hardest workers on the USC football team according to some of his college teammates.
by Coop Dupe November 09, 2021
by You'readipshit January 19, 2025
G- block enthusiast
by No one knows me13 October 26, 2022
by patrickska March 18, 2024
Kid with cute ahh ears and a cute ahh fluffy ahh head he Mogs nobody because he is level 10 chopped and Dagon Norris Mogs him. He is trash at boxing and he has little ahh trash ahh arms and eye muscles. His eye lift is unoptimal and his boxing skills remind people of a siamese choking cat. (also is friends with Joel Susano)
"Hey have you heard what cooper did?"
"Yeah, Cooper Yeagley the kid with the cute ahh fluffy ahh head?"
"Yeah, Cooper Yeagley the kid with the cute ahh fluffy ahh head?"
by Jonathan siar hate clun February 10, 2025