cristian clark

The most prettiest handsome guy you’ll ever see. Has the prettiest smoothest skin, tall and muscular. athletic & active. Cares about others more than himself and never fails to make someone smile. He’s protective over his girlfriend and will do anything to protect her. Loves football, Loves rod wave and loves food. He always makes sure his girlfriend finishes before he does …. long cock

wow ! you’re dating THE cristian clark?

by iluvraccoons August 16, 2023

Whoa Clark

1) Can be used as a substitute for calm down or settle
2) A way to express surprise

Also see "Easy Clark" and "Clark".

"It's just a game! Whoa Clark! Settle your kettle."

"Whoa Clark, that semi is driving fast!"

by mirandamirandamiranda October 24, 2012

Clark

The type of anomaly that always seems to get hooked on substances.

That asshole smokes crack like a clark

by Horsebandit August 24, 2025

Mrs. Clark

The best teacher ever in the history of the intire world and also does not teach a arts and crafts class.

Wow is that Mrs. Clark over in the hallway? She is the best teacher!

by Kingslayer von oppstopper IV December 17, 2023

Clark Street

The best damn street in Salem, Massachusetts!

Person 1: Let's go to Clark street!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Cause Jesse and Heidi and all the best people are there!
Person 2: Right, let's go!

by BobtheBuildah October 18, 2008

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Dirty clark

When you make a girl cum twice and keep going until it hurts

He did a dirty Clark and it was the best experience ever

by Thatshad September 3, 2023