This man will fuck anything! He doesnt produce babies he shits them out eats them agin and jizzes them out!
by Fuckboi sucks good December 15, 2015
The most amazing guy in the world. the best boyfriend a girl could have <3 he is soooooo sexy and wonderful he is the best looking guy in the world. I don't know what I would do without him. any girl would be lucky to have him, he will treat you right and make a girl feel special and beautiful. A great man who is very handsome and smart. My boyfriend <<<333 BTW hes good in bed.. ;)
Girl 1 "wow Carlos bear is so sexy"
Girl 2 "yeah I'm jealous of his girlfriend"
Girl 3 "better be bitches, he's mine, and hes the best!"
Girl 2 "yeah I'm jealous of his girlfriend"
Girl 3 "better be bitches, he's mine, and hes the best!"
by Breanne.Boo January 13, 2012
by .@. June 16, 2021
A boy who cares about life and doesn't want life to end and like to play games and hanging out with friends
by Arterex February 11, 2018
He is a kid who is in the 8th grade and he is dating a girl named Daisy. He also likes eating food. And he also has a strange haircut.
by AnonymousBoi May 21, 2019
1. Don't Be a Carlos refers to never being able to retain or collect all the information necessary. Usually asking questions that do not relate to anything being discussed.
2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.
3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.
3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
Lt.: "What's the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?" Carlos: “Don't be a Carlos. It changed my life."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."
by NOWAKOWJ June 01, 2022