ass cancer

its when you have cancer, in your ass

Doctor: "you have ass cancer."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "ass cancer?!?!?"
Doctor: "it's uh... when you have cancer in your ass."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "oh my god, how could this happen?"
Doctor: "Think - have you been sitting anywhere radioactive lately?"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma October 26, 2017

canberra

captital of Australia. however no one actually knows it exists. Freezing cold one day, stinking hot the next. DONT COME HERE

Been to canberra
Nah
DONT

by For You Know And Me To Find Out June 11, 2006

cancer kazoo

A smoker's tracheotomy tube

Jimbo still smokes Salems through his cancer kazoo. That's just wrong.

by mrs_equator August 17, 2006

Candor

a ridiculously small town in upstate new york which contains no traffic lights.

Candor is so stupid, it has no traffic lights!

But everyone smokes weed!

by sjp88 July 14, 2009

faggot cancer

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome: AIDS

Hey, I heard Bryce got Faggot Cancer from sexual intercourse with Fabio

by Jake G September 26, 2006

Fat Cancer Dog

A vile creature. He is bald and full of buttery chub lard. He is currently fat and living around the Southeast Los Angeles area, specifially Whittier, California. He also has a shotgun wound to the forehead because someone once mistaked him for a zombie. He (or it) lurks in high schools and abandoned houses where asians clean constantly. His call can be heard miles away. His most heard one being, "FCD is here" FCD is the short way to see it. He is very dangerous and should not be taken lightly. If you call his name he will manifest as an inanimate object and do things to you that are far beyond inhumane. He usually envelops you with his fat or wraps his soggy nipples around you. I personally have spotted him along with my friends. Please be careful. FCD is all too real. Clingy. that is all.

*large bang in the basement and weird noises*
Jim: What the hell was that Steve?
Steve: Oh no, oh no!
Jim: What dude what's wrong?
Steve: Fat Cancer Dog is here! we gotta get outta here!
FCD: Clingyyyyyyyyyyyyyy >;)
*the two boys die horribly*

by ClingySantiago! August 27, 2011

cancerous

The new SoL subchapter added in Battle Cats 6.4, otherwise known as Grotesque Gallery

"Did you see the new subchapter? It's more cancerous than the disease itself!"
"Yeah, I know! It's like a 3-year old's school project."

by quikestsco September 22, 2017