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Canadian Thanksgiving 

Held on the Second Monday of October in Canada, the Canadian Thanksgiving is one of the few days where we get to lay off our usual diet of Maple Syrup and Poutine in favor of Turkey and Stuffing.

Thanksgiving in Canada is quite interesting, because rather than each household being snowed in individually like the rest of the year, our entire family tree rides their polar bears to a select household's igloo. We then talk about the Leaf's game while sipping on a nice, cold Alpine beer.
Canadian: So, this Thanksgiving we rode our polar bears-
American: Wait, the f***? it's only October, dude.
Canadian: You dumbo!! It's the Canadian Thanksgiving!
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Canadian Hamock 

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)
Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.
Canadian Hamock by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

Canadian Twinkie 

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.
Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.
Canadian Twinkie by Destis5445 November 2, 2017

Canadian group chat 

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.
Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?

canadian slurpee 

Oral sex involving Canadian Maple syrup
Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee
canadian slurpee by GILIGORM May 28, 2018

Canadian Walnut

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"

canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody
Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel