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Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
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Jazz fags

This is a British term for smoking weed. A fag is a cigarette, and a jazz fag is weed
'She's stoned. She's been at the jazz fags again'
by rickers1 August 11, 2025
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new jazz

A subgenre of trap and pluggnb known for using weird synths that sound somewhat funky and jazzy, as well as wonkier 808s, more experimental melodies, and more "natural" sounding drums. Not to be confused with Nu Jazz, which is an entirely different genre.
"I'm listening to some New Jazz"
"What, like Flying Lotus?"
"No, sorry I know this genre name is stupid"
by Faulty F. October 24, 2023
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jazz honky

All inclusive noun that refers to any anatomical part of the human body.
She was limping because torqued up her jazz honky last night.
by Tunky lala March 5, 2021
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Jazz and jizz

"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"
by frocodile March 7, 2022
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play jazz

To improve using your own skill and creativity. Make it up as you go along.
Person 1: Hey what should I wear for the performance tonight?

Person 2: I don't care. Play jazz man
by JT 31414 March 10, 2021
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Jazz

Being Cross faded consisting of 2 or more drugs/narcotics
Get jazz tonight
I was so jazzed
This bitch was jazzing
by FKPTHETANK February 20, 2020
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