Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

king burger

A parody if Burger King used on MADtv.

Have you heard that Bon Qui Qui got a job at King Burger?

by Emem August 15, 2014

Germ-Burger

Children

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.

by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023

bounce the burger

a saying that means to have a close call, or barely get away with something or without messing something up.

bounce the burger

"Did you see that cop? I really bounced the burger there!"

by Calliope!who October 2, 2007

burger kiss

When two people bite a burger at the same time from opposite ends. Not entirely a romantic gesture, more often practiced as a source of humor.

Terry and Ben shared a burger kiss just now, what weirdos!

by Agulon April 27, 2017

Chest burger

Obscene overgrown chest hair

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018