One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.
I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.
My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
by Dick Onchin February 05, 2021
A Burger Van is usually a person who cannot drive. Citizen is a resident in Dutch, he or she is a member of the Netherlands Member State.
Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.
Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.
"Have you seen that Burger Van hit the police"
"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"
"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"
"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"
"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"
by teleurgesteld January 31, 2021
vic: ok breakfast is ready!
joe: *eats all the pancakes*
vic:
joe:
joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*
joe: *eats all the pancakes*
vic:
joe:
joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*
by drop of dawn & grease is gone December 04, 2018
When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.
by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023
Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan
Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
by Metallicajunkie October 01, 2018
by Sarah Ashkenazi April 09, 2023