buffers

tits

look at the buffers on her

by hatband April 27, 2009

wang buffet

to slap or cuff with one's wang.

shut the f*** up or im gonna wang buffet you in the face.

by Cakenggt July 24, 2008

Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

Buffing The Beaver

Often people will buff the beaver when playing tennis or enjoying a glass of kool-aid.
In the Gianni region of Mickleover buffing the beaver often refers to the process of ritualistic sado-masachism with real beavers, and the other sort also.

I'm not going to work today, I was totally buffing the beaver last night and now my sinks blocked.
And no, not that sink.

by BeaverBuffer001101 February 14, 2009

Shit buffet

The act of preforming oral sex on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her asshole cleanly of fecal matter.

Bro 1: Dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?

Bro 2: Ugh it was so gross. Bitch gave me the Shit Buffet.

by Adamus Rothenberguss May 29, 2009

buffet

to withdraw completely then penetrate her in one thrust, repeat.

i buffeted to my satiety in that juicy pum-pum o'hers, yesterday.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

I want to get out buffer

The origin of this sentence is in Hebrew.
State that the person disagree with a certain thing, or something seems wrong, so that the person want's to express his disfavors.

He: Let's get this women to dance for us.
She: I want to get out buffer.

by Elad August 29, 2005