Bruce

Having a wank and a shit at the same time.

Sorry I was late to the track, I was having a Bruce.

by The coxford dictionary November 24, 2021

Crazy Bruce Lee

An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman

David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

bruce laird

The sus guy in the friend group

Your such a bruce laird

by GangaGeorge November 17, 2021

Brucing

Brucing lying snaking tool
Sheffield Wednesday
WAWAW letdownfool
DontDoABruce
GordiesEnjoy
Snakeswillalwaysbesnakes

I didn't think he/she would 100% fool around like that. Full on snake mode. Enjoy brucing. (Snakeswillbesnakes)

by Mirfinator July 15, 2019

Bruce Le

Bruce Lee imitator.

Akinator was defeated by Bruce Le

by JibbaFengga August 29, 2021