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go woke or go broke

This is an elite form of blacklisting non-Leftists in media and entertainment.
In Hollywood the rule is go woke or go broke!

peter north broke 

In the early 90s Peter North had to make gayporn because he was so broke. Therefore, when you're Peter North broke, you've hit rock bottom.
Man I'm so broke! But you're not Peter North broke?
No, I could never sink that deep!

Generation Broke 

21-35 college students who graduate and find themselves drowning in student-loan backpayments!
If you want to join the Generation Broke, you must own at least two maxed-out CCs (credit-cards) and be an up-to-your-neck in debt zilchoid!

Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work 

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!

i dont care that you broke your elbow 

A vine refrence, often used by school children when are, or are acting like they are angry.
I dont care that you broke your elbow *chuckles*

Water broke 

When nasty stuff comes out of the cootchie. A precursor to the birth of an 18 year burden.
I was working when my water broke, all this nasty, slimy stuff came out of my cootchie.
Water broke by dahbe July 13, 2009