Brewhole

A person in any setting where coffee is being self served and they take the last cup of coffee and do NOT brew another pot of coffee for others to enjoy.

Andy always takes the last cup of coffee and never brews another pot for others, Andy is such a brewhole

by thekeith January 17, 2015

brew tuber

Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.

"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"

"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"

15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber

by Relevant Opinion August 25, 2014

Brew

To not soak a tea bag in hot water and bounce it around in class but to strain some delicious tea or coffee at home in a professional coffee maker.

"I have to brew my tea"

"Mr. D it's not brewing"

"Yes it is, it says it right here"....

hands student box

......"I will fight you on this."

by .....softballgirl....... February 17, 2015

brew crue

Mad dog B-ballers who drink to much

Oh great the brew crue is here

by Wizard999999999 October 17, 2015

brewboy

A person who slams down brews. The ultimate bro. A brewboy. He enjoys vodka, mojitos,whiskey sours or BEER. Some brewboys will drink 15 12 ounz brews in one night. There are only four brew boys. Kostas,Caleb,White John Brodes (tea brew boy)

"Random sober Person" Why is Young Kostas on the beat slamming down so many brews

"White John " Because he is a brewboy fam

Brew alcohol beer

by Youngkonthebeat December 1, 2015

brewerton

anyone blessed with this as a lay name is really hot and has a big dick

Wow look at his pants that must be a brewerton

by Another word for lesbian October 4, 2016

brewfurd

Lame and dull. Not really interesting.

The lady across the street is brewfurd. She doesn't really like to do much. She's so boring.

by Wolfprincessgayunicorn September 21, 2016