brain jizz

The intellectual goo that is secreted in the hypothalmus when one experiences an epiphany leading to euphoric pleasure (also known as braingasm).

Dude, when I saw that kitten, I realized the meaning of life, and I got brain jizz everywhere.

by Voodoo Karate December 18, 2010

brain train

The long (or short) line of guys you have given head to in the past. Each new guy is in turn added to the brain train, the last guy being the caboose.

That's one guy I definitely want on my brain train!

by Karl Van October 25, 2010

brain invasion

When you hold someone down, cover their mouth, and blow air into their nose so that it feels as if their brain is being "invaded". Fun way people annoy their younger siblings, along the lines of the wedgie or the wet willie.

When she held me down and gave me a brain invasion my head felt like it was going to explode.

by BabyAly1 September 17, 2006

Brain Cafe

A nice little cafe where you go to get BRAIN or HEAD or blow jays. You can find Laura there with her little mouth and her beautiful kitchen. Watch out though, its nappy. She gives dome for half the price. Maybe get a coffee while your there? Why not a doughnut.. maybe two if your fat. Sit by the fire, give head!!! YAY :)

" Yo man, i'm goin to the Brain Cafe, they got dome fo free.. and i really want to see lauras kitchen .. that shit is out of CONTROL!!"

by Ray RAY! April 11, 2008

brain fark

When your brain over thinks about the opposite sex that you are attracted to and can never be with. They sometimes call you "friend" and "sister/brother". Knowing you will never have them, you continue to talk to them, making yourself feel better for that short time. After that moment has passed you, you cant get them out of your head, think of fairytales and you begin to question "why why why".

This can be associated to crushes.

I am sooo brain farked.

Men are all brain farks.

by dd1414 July 15, 2009

Brain Share

Corporate lingo for getting together with someone and obtaining knowledge that that I need or want.

Me and Sally are going to take part in a brain share session this afternoon.

by maximus aurelius February 24, 2013

Brain Scan

1) A move in which a bald head is rubbed against a woman's vagina.

2) A move in which a head is inserted into a woman's vagina.

I was going down on her and she seemed to like the stubble from my chin, so I decided it was time for a brain scan

by sethinsd August 26, 2008