crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

by M, M, & D August 8, 2020

Baby booger

A dumb little baby that is a bully booger but in the end is a good baby

Baby booger:dj is fat
Dj booger:😭
Baby booger:it was just a joke

by Booger a boy June 1, 2021

Dick Boogers

When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.

“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020

Pulling A Booger

My signature move, it is when one puts there hand around a girl, over the shoulders. Whilst in this position you slowly ease your hand underneath said females bra, Kobe!

I had my arm around my girlfriend last night, so I decided I should be Pulling A Booger. She was amused, but her parents didn't enjoy such conduct at the dinner table.

by Boogerhaze March 5, 2010

Wiener boogers

Accumulation of discharge within the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

Wow he has a lot of wiener boogers, he should clean it

by Mythicalwizard55555 April 23, 2022