when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time
by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Backsplash Facialmug. Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
Get the Mr. Hankey blumpkinmug. Chad: Damn, Tim stepped up his blumpkin game!
Josh: how so?
Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!
Josh: how so?
Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!
by EmbraceTheSuck May 21, 2013
Get the Blumpkin Del Fuegomug. Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!
by high performance 5 December 1, 2011
Get the mile high blumpkinmug. While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.
E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!
by Mr wood April 29, 2015
Get the Menthol Humming Blumpkinmug. A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.
I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.
by rustytbone December 13, 2009
Get the Wagon - Covered Blumpkinmug. The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.
stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.
Prairie dog pops out and disappears.
fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.
Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.
fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.
Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the stealth blumpkinmug.