Blumpkin El Nino

When you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face.

Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!

by Lo Dogg April 28, 2005

Blumpkin Backsplash Facial

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time

the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before

by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009

Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011

Blumpkin Del Fuego

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit, just after eating mexican food

Chad: Damn, Tim stepped up his blumpkin game!

Josh: how so?

Chad: he ate mexican food that day. That shit was fire water, aka Blumpkin Del Fuego!

by EmbraceTheSuck May 21, 2013

mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

by high performance 5 December 1, 2011

Menthol Humming Blumpkin

While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.

E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!

by Mr wood April 29, 2015

Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.

I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.

by rustytbone December 13, 2009