Bitch You Thought

When someone tells someone something is going happen but than does not happen the person would say Bitch You Thought.

Bob: Im going to beat you in this video game Seth.
*Bob Looses Game*
Seth:Bitch You Thought!

by Bobyellow August 9, 2017

bitchele

Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.

Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.

by oreogirl June 18, 2015

Two Bitches One Plate

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…

I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.

by Neighborhoodwatch May 21, 2021

No eyebrowed bitches

Bitches that have no eyebrows and like to flirt with the guy that you like because she is a dirty slut bag.

Man, those no eyebrowed bitches really are whores.

by StallionDuck May 4, 2011

Bitch Sag

When you wear your pants past your ass and your underwear is exposed

Look at that fool bitch saggin, does he not own a belt?

by nina1586 April 16, 2011

Bitch Whistler

A saxophone player with the coveted ability to remove the opposite sex's clothes through his ripping sax lines.

Yo, that bitch whistler's killin it!

by Malcolm's Sax <3 June 30, 2011

Bitch McMuffin

1. A slutty girl who is overweight and has a visible muffin top.

2. Girl who sells her body out for food

Dat girl goes to McDonald's and fucks the manager for free meals, what a bitch mcmuffin!

by Tehgiz May 21, 2014