Bible Thumper

Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.

If that bible thumper lays a finger on me again I will rip them inside out by their asshole.

by Fake it till ya make it May 29, 2015

Bible

A non-fictional book that teaches you the values of living. It explains how God wants us to be prosper in life and how he wants to be able to see you in heaven. it explains Jesus birth to resurrection.

Every Morning I wake up I read a scripture from the Bible

by BlackWrestlingLover December 25, 2020

bible dumper

See bible dumping. One who dumps their significant other as soon as they get an inclination God wants them to. This is most of the time just an excuse for bad people to shift the blame of ending a relationship.

Henry: If I would have known she was a bible dumper I would have stayed clear of the relationship.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

biblecurious

That strange feeling that non-Christians get when they hear their friends discussing how cool the bible is.

All of this talk about the New Testament is making me feeling biblecurious. All the cool kids are reading it.

by salvadorsanchez March 24, 2010

Bibliophobe

1. Someone who is afraid of books because they will eat them
2. Someone who is afraid of books because the book is sad and wants to be friends
3. Someone who is blinded by non-bookishness
4. Someone who rejects this definition because of books

Person 1: where is my book?
Person 2: well, you see it tried to eat me....
Person 1: ahh, it seems you have a bad case of the bibliophobe

by Why hello there, fandom June 26, 2014

Bible rape

When someone continuously shoves bible verses at you and try to teach you their ways against your will.

I was at work the other day, and this dude totally bible raped me.

by lalalou92 November 2, 2015

Bibliophile

A person who loves to collect books.

She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

by CALD 3rd Edition May 22, 2016