Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》mug. I had a coworker who has 2 children with different fathers.. She was very friendly and pretty. she even asked me out.. I realized that she was trying to beta bux me..Very tempting but she did not succeed.
by john_shillsburg April 10, 2023
Get the beta buxmug. A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016
Get the smart betamug. A pejoritive term used to refer to men who are viewed as weak, subservient, unsuccesful or exhibiting traditionally feminine characteristics. It is used almost exclusively by men who fit this description, but believe themselves to be strong, successful leaders, despite reality clearing suggesting otherwise. It is often used in response to a sound defeat in an intellectual exchange, in response to advocacy for gender equality, or as an involuntary expression of jealousy towards the "beta" in question.
Jim: Bill Gates is such a pathetic Beta.
Mike: He's a billionaire who revolutionized an industry by the time he was 30, you're 46 and you still live in your mother's basement.
Jim: You little bitch! I'll kick your ass!
Mike: No, you won't.
Mike: He's a billionaire who revolutionized an industry by the time he was 30, you're 46 and you still live in your mother's basement.
Jim: You little bitch! I'll kick your ass!
Mike: No, you won't.
by NJerseyBoy January 14, 2021
Get the Betamug. what every desi parent calls u after they scream at u or they want u to do something.
girl version can be beti.
girl version can be beti.
by demcurrymuncherss September 11, 2021
Get the betamug. A waste of a Sunday afternoon by doing nothing exciting when you should have spent it with the boys. Usually happens to males who are in relationships. They get dragged to the shops or a garden centre with their significant other.
Other beta activities include:
Meal prep for the week ahead
Walks
Going for coffee
Other beta activities include:
Meal prep for the week ahead
Walks
Going for coffee
‘How was your weekend?’ ‘Busy Sunday, we went food shopping then a walk followed by a trip to a garden centre’ ‘sounds like a Beta Sunday to me’
by Robholdingsbarnet May 23, 2023
Get the Beta Sundaymug. A beta is a male who, instead of being alpha and manning up, completely bitches out. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women. They also have no clue how to take a joke and take it personally when they don’t get it.
by buzzman26 August 17, 2022
Get the Betamug.