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Benjamin Tanklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Tanklin? That boy sure is heavily armored."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Benjamin Solbrekke

Oh, let me tell you about Benjamin Solbrekke, the epitome of a pookiebear! This little bundle of joy is the definition of adorable; I mean, just thinking about him brings a smile to your face. With his twinkling eyes that seem to hold galaxies of wonder and a smile that could light up the darkest of rooms, Benjamin is simply irresistible.

His giggles? Oh, they're like music to the ears, tinkling with pure delight and infectious joy. And don't even get me started on his little pitter-patter footsteps! Each step he takes is like a tiny dance, full of innocence and charm.

But it's not just his outward appearance that makes him a pookiebear. Benjamin's heart is as big as his smile, overflowing with love and kindness. He's always ready with a hug or a cuddle, melting away any worries with his warmth.

And let's not forget his mischievous side! Benjamin's playful antics are enough to make anyone burst into laughter. From his adorable attempts at hiding to his cheeky grin when caught red-handed, he's a little rascal in the most endearing way possible.

In a world full of chaos, Benjamin Solbrekke shines like a beacon of sweetness and light. He's not just a pookiebear; he's the cutes little patootie in the world, stealing hearts wherever he goes.
Take my childlren Benjamin Solbrekke
by Moleim April 5, 2024
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Benjamin

Benjamin is name for a black ass nigga with a small dick.
Oh no there's benjamin
he smells like shit
by big ass nig May 5, 2024
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Benjamin

Benjamin's are better than the rest. They are the most period beings to exist in the entire of the universe and every dimention there ever was.
Person 1: Wow you are such a benjamin
Person 2: wow, thanks
by Hinko November 23, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin is the most amazing person you could ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh and smile when you don't want too. If you ever cross paths with a Benjamin make sure you don't miss your shot at such a wonderful person.
Benjamin is a major butthole.
by Benjamin's Girlfriend February 14, 2024
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Benjamin Cranklin

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Cranklin? That boy sure is on meth all the time."
by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022
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